I'm in the process of redesigning. That's a big word for "making things look different." The good news is, I have decided on a definate direction for my photography site; a move towards honesty. We're moving away from the average, and closer to something that depicts ...reality ...flavor.
To celebrate this move, we're going to recite a few lyrics.
Well I met her out at Murphy's restaurant,
She said she was fresh from the farm.
And I remember thinkin' for a country girl,
That she went pretty well armed.
We sat there talkin' by the lobster tank.
I ordered her a slow gin fizz.
And when them chicken fried steaks arrived,
She said I like living like this.
So I made her the queen of my double wide trailer
With the polyester curtains and the redwood deck.
Somtimes she's run off and I've got to trail her,
Dang her black heart and her pretty red neck.
Well a few nights later I run into her,
With some stranger on a park bench.
She said he rebuilds engines and his name is Earl,
He's the Charlie Daniels of the torque wrench.
I whispered honey let's just go on home,
And have some onion rings and watch TV.
And as I walked her to the truck,
Earl was cryin' don't you leave me.
I told him...
This is the queen of my double wide trailer
With the polyester curtains and the redwood deck
Sometimes shes runs and I've got to trail her
Dang her black heart and her pretty red neck.
Did you hear what happened
Last Saturday night
While dancin' and drinkin'
We all got half tight
This sweet thing named Sharmon
Was dancin' with me
When up jumped her boy-friend
And he hollered at me.
Please don't squeeze my Sharmon
Don't hold her so tight
You'd best heed my warnin'
It's the last one to-night
She's soft and she's gentle
And sweet as can be
And if Sharmon needs squeezin'
Then leave that to me.
Along about midnight - I was feelin' no pain
And me and Miss Sharmon - were dancin' ag'in
Then Hank and big Harlan - got into a fight
And I heard someone holler - as out went the lights.
(Your site looks great!! :))
Posted by: Heather on January 31, 2003 01:18 PMHow do you make redneck lyrics even funnier? Dialectize them! http://rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=redneck&url=http://www.thisisdrew.com/photography/
Posted by: Heather on February 4, 2003 01:29 PM