Exactly 0.75 days later we find ourselves well rested, fed, and raring for "extreme horse action" The setting is a neat little ranch that is run by a tight-nit group of nice "horse people", and we're all standing around and waiting to be fitted with an ill-tempered horse. These things take time, and during the talkative wait it is asked when this mother goat is "due" with her "goat baby". The question was even stupider than we thought. It seems this goat is not pregnant. It's not even female; it just suffers from an extreme case of "being fat". Really. Wow. This is cool.