Oddly enough, a cemetary sits a mere 20 feet away from the crater. Grandmother's lincoln almost wasn't up to the task of making it out here, but it did. Papaw had already made it out of the car and stood at a distance, peering into the large hole. All females in my immediate family take entirely too long to get out of vehicles. Lately I've gotten accustomed to simply leaving them behind at parking lots, ..instead of getting out and wondering whats taking them so long. But please folks, this is a big huge crater, created by an explosion of superheated subteranian gasses and fire. Get out of the car already.