Another one: The Assistant
I haven't taken many photographs lately. I've even gone so far as to lug my camera around school for a couple of days. But like my textbooks, ...the camera wasn't being used. I don't like the idea of lugging it around all the time. I'm afraid it'll get jarred too much or it'll get stolen or I'll leave it somewhere, ..etc.
One of the nice things about the Canon G1 is the fact that it has a remote. The other day I went to the old barber here in town, and I'd thought about setting the camera in one of the "people waiting to get a haircut" chairs, and keeping the super-small remote in my hand as my hair would be cut, ..getting cool pics of not only the old slouched over barber, but me and my stunning studly self as well. I didn't take my camera though. And I'm glad. The old barber was there, but his son was the guy doing the cutting. His son owns a taxidermy shop that adjoins to the same building. So for part of the day I guess he mummifies deer heads and small squirrells and mounts smelly fishes on wooden plaques, ..as well as groom and cut and comb dead animal fur, ..before joining his dad in the barber shop for an afternoon of live human hair grooming.
I'm learning not to care about grammar, here at this weblog, or maybe it's a journal, or perhaps you could call it the: Public Relations Headquarters for Drew Stephens. Whatever you like. I don't care.
Things have been nice lately. I gots glow in the dark snowflakes on my ceiling. Me-thinks that some of them are defective. A couple of the small ones don't glow. Something is certainly amiss. I had a similar reaction tonight when i opened up a package of Ramen. There were no obvious holes in the packaging, yet a small bug had evidently been living in the Chicken-Flavored package for some time. There were large amounts of powdery debree in the bottom of the bag, evidently such debree was made up largely in part, ..of critter-insect dung; Ramen that had passed through the digestional and intestinal and excretory systems of the said insect. I threw it away, only to discover that all four of the other Ramen packages were infected with the same plague. Next will come frogs. Or perhaps my bathtub water will turn blood red. Not to worry though. I don't have a firstborn son. Something though, is certainly amiss.